Ugh!

Not the shoe! I am in love with Zachary Quinto! And he's, like, 31! Why? Why does this happen to me? At least he's younger than Hugh. But he looks sooo young! I'd say Zach looks like he's in his early twenties. Wouldn't you? He can't be in his thirties! That's not fair! At least I know he can't break my heart. He's not really real. He's a celebrity, a somebody. I'm just... me. The me without a chance.