Grapes

I was just eating a grape and I choked on it. No kidding, either. The juice went down the wrong pipe. Or maybe it was poisonous... I dunno. My grandma thought they were bad grapes; too soft, so she threw them all out. Now I'm depressed. I choked on a grape, and now I don't have any.

I went to the mall with some of my bestest buddies, Diana and Ellie. They are hilarious! They waited for me at the Wolverine poster by the theater, and I was all over it. HJ is freakin' stunning, man! Those biceps are breath-taking. And his hair... Always perfect.

What should I do today? Chill, I guess. I have nothing to do. I tried to invite my BFFLE over, but I have to go out to breakfast in the morning, so that's out of the question. Now I'm blogging about complete nonsense, and constantly clearing my throat of grape juice. This is getting interesting.